All I smell is poo :(

rickymartinofficial:

did she just have a baby on the dancefloor

sean-p3:

Because I’m just that kind of guy.

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

catsandcocks:

More Cats & Cocks Here!

Mmm i wanna see it without the cock doe

dennys:

Wow.

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”